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with open("goodlife.txt", "r") as tmp_file: |
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with open("goodlife.txt", "r") as tmp_file: |
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GOOD_LIFE = tmp_file.readlines() |
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GOOD_LIFE = tmp_file.readlines() |
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# Define a few command handlers. These usually take the two arguments bot and |
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# Define a few command handlers. These usually take the two arguments bot and |
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# update. Error handlers also receive the raised TelegramError object in error. |
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# update. Error handlers also receive the raised TelegramError object in error. |
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def start(bot, update): |
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def start(bot, update): |
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https://mensa.schneider-hosting.de |
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https://mensa.schneider-hosting.de |
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Mhmm, lecker. Guten Appetit!""") |
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Mhmm, lecker. Guten Appetit!""") |
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def help(bot, update): |
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def help(bot, update): |
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"""Send a message when the command /help is issued.""" |
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"""Send a message when the command /help is issued.""" |
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update.message.reply_text("""Commands: |
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update.message.reply_text("""Commands: |
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/graveyard - shows the dead people |
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/graveyard - shows the dead people |
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/help - this help text""", parse_mode=ParseMode.MARKDOWN) |
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/help - this help text""", parse_mode=ParseMode.MARKDOWN) |
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def sendCat(bot, update): |
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def sendCat(bot, update): |
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"""CUTE""" |
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"""CUTE""" |
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catfile = cat.getCat(); |
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catfile = cat.getCat(); |
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dog = pydog.PyDog() |
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dog = pydog.PyDog() |
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bot.send_photo(chat_id=update.message.chat_id, photo=dog.get_random_image()) |
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bot.send_photo(chat_id=update.message.chat_id, photo=dog.get_random_image()) |
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def kill(bot, update, sudocall=False): |
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def kill(bot, update, sudocall=False): |
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"""kill me pls""" |
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"""kill me pls""" |
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db = Db() |
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db = Db() |
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db.kill(user, update.message.chat_id) |
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db.kill(user, update.message.chat_id) |
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update.message.reply_text(message) |
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update.message.reply_text(message) |
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def revive(bot, update, sudocall=False): |
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def revive(bot, update, sudocall=False): |
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"""unkill me pls""" |
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"""unkill me pls""" |
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db = Db() |
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db = Db() |
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return |
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return |
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update.message.reply_text("You fool! You cannot revive a dead person!") |
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update.message.reply_text("You fool! You cannot revive a dead person!") |
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SUDOCMDS = { |
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SUDOCMDS = { |
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"kill": kill, |
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"kill": kill, |
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"revive": revive |
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"revive": revive |
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} |
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} |
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def graveyard(bot, update): |
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def graveyard(bot, update): |
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"""List the dead""" |
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"""List the dead""" |
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db = Db() |
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db = Db() |
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update.message.reply_text("Here are the dead people:\n%s" % db.get_dead_bodies(update.message.chat_id)) |
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update.message.reply_text("Here are the dead people:\n%s" % db.get_dead_bodies(update.message.chat_id)) |
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def sudo(bot, update, args): |
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def sudo(bot, update, args): |
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"""for real""" |
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"""for real""" |
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if not args: |
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if not args: |
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else: |
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else: |
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update.message.reply_text("Unknown command") |
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update.message.reply_text("Unknown command") |
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def sendCatDog(bot, update): |
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def sendCatDog(bot, update): |
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"""Best of both worlds!""" |
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"""Best of both worlds!""" |
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catdog = "https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/64/CatDog.jpeg" |
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catdog = "https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/64/CatDog.jpeg" |
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bot.send_photo(chat_id=update.message.chat_id, photo=catdog) |
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bot.send_photo(chat_id=update.message.chat_id, photo=catdog) |
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def magie(bot, update): |
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def magie(bot, update): |
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"""MAGIEEEEEE""" |
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"""MAGIEEEEEE""" |
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rand = random.SystemRandom() |
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rand = random.SystemRandom() |
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update.message.reply_text(STOLL[rand.randrange(0, len(STOLL), 1)]) |
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update.message.reply_text(STOLL[rand.randrange(0, len(STOLL), 1)]) |
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def manta(bot, update): |
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def manta(bot, update): |
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"""Boah ey, geile Karre!""" |
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"""Boah ey, geile Karre!""" |
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rand = random.SystemRandom() |
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rand = random.SystemRandom() |
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update.message.reply_text(MANTA[rand.randrange(0, len(MANTA), 1)]) |
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update.message.reply_text(MANTA[rand.randrange(0, len(MANTA), 1)]) |
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def goodlife(bot, update): |
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def goodlife(bot, update): |
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"""GOOD LIFE MY A...""" |
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"""GOOD LIFE MY A...""" |
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rand = random.SystemRandom() |
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rand = random.SystemRandom() |
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update.message.reply_text(GOOD_LIFE[rand.randrange(0, len(GOOD_LIFE), 1)]) |
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update.message.reply_text(GOOD_LIFE[rand.randrange(0, len(GOOD_LIFE), 1)]) |
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def shrug(bot, update): |
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def shrug(bot, update): |
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"""SHRUG""" |
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"""SHRUG""" |
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update.message.reply_text("¯\_(ツ)_/¯") |
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update.message.reply_text("¯\_(ツ)_/¯") |
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def simon(bot, update, args): |
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def simon(bot, update, args): |
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"KAUF DIR N HUND" |
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"KAUF DIR N HUND" |
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name = "[Simon](tg://user?id=47438109)" |
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name = "[Simon](tg://user?id=47438109)" |
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if len(args) > 0: |
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if len(args) > 0: |
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name = " ".join(args[0:] |
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name = " ".join(args[0:]) |
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update.message.reply_text("%s, bitte kauf dir einen Hund oder eine Katze, du hast zu viel Zeit" % name) |
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update.message.reply_text("%s, bitte kauf dir einen Hund oder eine Katze, du hast zu viel Zeit" % name) |
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def mensa(bot, update, args): |
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def mensa(bot, update, args): |
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which = "zentral" |
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which = "zentral" |
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filter_categories = MODES["light"] |
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filter_categories = MODES["light"] |
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dp.add_handler(CommandHandler("shrug", shrug)) |
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dp.add_handler(CommandHandler("shrug", shrug)) |
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dp.add_handler(CommandHandler("kill", kill)) |
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dp.add_handler(CommandHandler("kill", kill)) |
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dp.add_handler(CommandHandler("revive", revive)) |
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dp.add_handler(CommandHandler("revive", revive)) |
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dp.add_handler(CommandHandler("simon", simon)) |
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dp.add_handler(CommandHandler("simon", simon, pass_args=True)) |
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dp.add_handler(CommandHandler("graveyard", graveyard)) |
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dp.add_handler(CommandHandler("graveyard", graveyard)) |
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# log all errors |
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# log all errors |
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dp.add_error_handler(error) |
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dp.add_error_handler(error) |
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