diff --git a/schneiderbot.py b/schneiderbot.py
index 92c099d..5e94cce 100644
--- a/schneiderbot.py
+++ b/schneiderbot.py
@@ -146,6 +146,10 @@ def shrug(bot, update):
     """SHRUG"""
     update.message.reply_text("¯\_(ツ)_/¯")
 
+def simon(bot, update):
+    "KAUF DIR N HUND"
+    update.message.reply_text("@Justus_vonRamme bitte kauf dir ein Hund oder eine Katze, du hast zu viel Zeit")
+
 def mensa(bot, update, args):
     which = "zentral"
     filter_categories = MODES["light"]
@@ -225,6 +229,7 @@ def main():
     dp.add_handler(CommandHandler("catdog", sendCatDog))
     dp.add_handler(CommandHandler("shrug", shrug))
     dp.add_handler(CommandHandler("kill", kill))
+    dp.add_handler(CommandHandler("simon", simon))
 
 
     # log all errors